From the makers of Dolly - the adorable sheep cloned some 10 years ago - scientists have developed a new kind of chicken. A chicken that no man has known before. She comes with lasers shooting from her beak and drops eggs with anti-cancer capabilities. When asked for comment the scientists responded, "No problem, fag bag. You like it in the ass - you over glorified parking maid? You smell like rancid dysentery." Touche.>> More on BBC's coverage of the story
>> More from the scientist themselves
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