David, NO!

Does anyone here have Showtime?? Because Sunday, October 1st, there's a new series beginning starring none other than Michael C. Hall, portrayer of David Fisher on one of the greatest shows of all time: Six Feet Under. From a gay funeral home director to a serial killer miami cop. Hall is dangerously close to becoming typecast as a darkly complex character with death/law enforcement fetishes. Couldn't somebody get Hall's agent on the phone with David Crane? There have got to be some quirky, intrusive neighbor roles available on a network that isn't into "pushing boundaries."

In any event, I'd love to give this show a shot but haven't got Showtime. I'll probably take "a stab" (get it?!) at downloading it, but if there's someone out there with a better cable package than me, watch it and let me know how it is.