Jesus is rolling in his grave...

An evangelist who claimed he could walk on water with enough faith, has drowned off the coast of Africa.

He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back.

I imagine that in Heaven right now, Darwin is pointing at Jesus and laughing hysterically while Jesus holds his head in his hands in shame. But then I also imagine a complete void of nothingness because Heaven doesn't exist. (link)