BONER RANCH YOKEL

The Internet Anagram Server is the reason the internet was invented. I put in my name and got an incredible bevy of anagrams, including the gem used in the title. Some others:

• HA CRY ON ELK BONER
• A HORNY COB KERNEL
• LANKY BONER CHORE (are you seeing a theme here?)
• NO CHALKY NOR BEER
• BEER OR CLAN HONKY
• LANKY BRONCO HERE
• ENABLE HORNY ROCK
• HEEB OR CRANK ONLY
• BONNY OAR HECKLER
• CARNY HOBO KERNEL

Amongst thousands of others. I had no idea my name could so completely sum up who I am. Give it a shot and post your best ones in the comments.